§01 · THE CATALOGUE · APRIL 2026

The eight.

huxi makes eight products. Each one has one job. Each comes with the same sixty-day guarantee. If you don’t reach orgasm using it, return it within sixty days and we send back your full purchase price, in cash, to the same card. Not store credit. Not a replacement. Your money, back.

§ 01£47
One Hot Bunny

One Hot Bunny

Internal + External · Heat · Dual action
“Warm before anything else.”

40°C heat in seconds. The first external vibrator that warms up before it touches you.

See One Hot Bunny → 60-day refund
§ 02£52
Sucking Sweet

Sucking Sweet

Internal + External · Suction · Remote
“Suction in one hand. Remote in the other.”

Pulses on the outside, vibrates on the inside, controlled from across the room. The remote is in the box.

See Sucking Sweet → 60-day refund
§ 03£54
Flick

Flick

Internal + External · Flicking · Remote
“Flicking. And vibrating. Three speeds each.”

Two motors, two jobs. The licking arm flicks; the shaft vibrates. Three speeds on each, controlled separately.

See Flick → 60-day refund
§ 04£52
Love Loop

Love Loop

Internal + External · Sculptural · Vibration
“Holds whatever shape you give it.”

Sculptural and bendable. Adjusts to your geometry, then holds the shape. The internal core is VibeAxis.

See Love Loop → 60-day refund
§ 05£125
Multi-Mini

Multi-Mini

Internal + External · Modular · 4 sleeves
“Four sleeves. One core. One price.”

Modular. Buy one motor; get four interchangeable heads. Find what works for you, then keep it.

See Multi-Mini → 60-day refund
§ 06£130
Kur's Egg

Kur’s Egg

External · Heat · Suction · Vibration
“Three things, simultaneously, size of an egg.”

Heat, suction, and vibration in one device. External-only. Surprisingly small.

See Kur’s Egg → 60-day refund
§ 07£130
Leda

Leda

Internal + External · Dual motor · Heat
“Two motors. Independent. Both warming.”

Dual motors that operate independently — vary or sync, your choice. Both warm to body temperature.

See Leda → 60-day refund
§ 08£144.44
Thunder & Lightning

Thunder & Lightning

External · EMS · Suction · Heat
“EMS. Originally physiotherapy. Adapted for pleasure.”

The flagship. EMS pulses combined with suction and heat. The most intense. Read the onboarding first.

See Thunder & Lightning → 60-day refund

Don’t know which one?

The quiz takes about a minute. It asks five questions and recommends the one that makes most sense for you. No email gate.

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Want it in writing?

Sixty days from delivery. Cash refund to the same card. Not store credit. Not a replacement. The full purchase price, returned in writing.

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