A small collection of objects that work. Or your money back.

The position.

We make eight intimate pleasure objects that work. Or your money back. Not store credit. Not an exchange. Not a voucher with an expiry date designed by someone in Accounts. Sixty days from delivery, used or not, the full price back to the card you paid with.

We give you sixty days because everybody is different, and — inconveniently for this industry — every body is different too. The industry’s answer has been to sell women the same thing for decades. Pink. In fifty shades of porn. As if the female orgasm lives somewhere between a bondage dungeon and a hen party. And the men trying to buy something for a partner aren’t shouting either; they’re standing outside, hoping not to get it wrong.

This corner of the market is off the beaten track, but the moment you get near it you’ll hear it.

Everyone is shouting. So we lowered our voice.

As of September 2026, no other UK brand we checked refunds used toys in cash across its whole range.