Kur’s Egg
£113
THE FORM

Three things. On their own or simultaneously.

Heat, suction, and vibration in a device the size of an egg. External use only. Body temperature, give or take. Warm, not hot.

HEAT
Body temperature
Warms to body temperature — heat, suction and vibration run simultaneously.
SUCTION + VIBRATION
10 + 10
Ten suction patterns and ten vibration patterns in a palm-sized external ovoid.
Returns
60 days from delivery
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Silicone
Body-safe
Body-safe, phthalate-free silicone. Non-porous. Warm water and mild soap to clean.
Packaging
Plain
Nothing on the box. No branding on the parcel, no itemised description of the contents.
Waterproof
IPX6
Rated IPX6 — splash- and shower-safe. Rinse clean under the tap.
CARE

Warm water and mild soap after each use. Silicone-safe (water-based) lubricant only — silicone lube degrades the surface. Charge with the magnetic USB cable supplied. Dispatched same working day if ordered by 2pm, Mon–Fri.

Charlie’s Correspondence · No. 09

In defence of a warm egg

It is not, technically, an egg. It is egg-shaped, it gets warm, and it pulses rather than buzzes. Charlie notes the difference is broadly the point.

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The other seven.

One job each. Different approaches.