The guarantee April 2026

60 days.
Full cash refund.
To your card.

If it doesn’t work for you — for any reason — you get every penny back.

The terms · On the record

Window: 60 days
Condition: Any reason
Refund: Full cash · to your card
Settled: Within 5 working days

Where a policy was ambiguous, we recorded the least favourable reading to ourselves.

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Built, of course, so you never need this clause.

EMS · SUCTION · VIBRATION · HEAT

Thunder & Lightning

Name: Thunder & Lightning
Brand: huxi
SKU: HUM1003
Price: 116.00 GBP
Availability: InStock

EMS. Originally physiotherapy. Adapted for pleasure.

The flagship. EMS pulses combined with suction, vibration, and heat. The most intense. Read the onboarding first.

£116

Free UK shipping

60 days. Every penny back.

If it doesn’t work for you — for any reason — return it within 60 days.

In cash, to your card. Not store credit. Not a replacement.

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Plain packaging, no indication of contents. No why, no forms, no photographs, no phone call.

The feeling

Warmth, vibration, a pull and a current — all of it in the palm of your hand.

Held against you the surface warms to body temperature, and for some people that is the whole of it; stop there and it still works. Against the clitoris it draws rather than buzzes — a rhythmic pull that closes and releases, nearer to being sucked than being vibrated. The vibration runs underneath the pull, so the two arrive together rather than taking turns. Then there is the underside. Seven levels of EMS, a current that prickles rather than pushes, tingles rather than presses, and stops the instant you lift it away. Some people never use that side at all. Others buy it for that side.

Bodies differ, and yours may not respond the way this describes. We would rather tell you what it feels like and be wrong for you than tell you nothing. That is what the 60 days are for.

THE FORM

Four mechanisms in one external device.

The flagship, external-only. EMS — muscle stimulation borrowed from physiotherapy, seven levels — runs alongside ten suction modes, ten vibration patterns, and 40°C heat. The most intense thing huxi makes. Read the onboarding before the first use. 40°C — body temperature, give or take. Warm, not hot.

EMS

7 levels

Electrical muscle stimulation adapted from physiotherapy — seven levels.

SUCTION

10 modes

External suction mouth, ten modes of pulsing air pressure.

VIBRATION

10 patterns

Ten vibration patterns, running alongside the EMS and suction.

HEAT

40°C

Warms to 40°C, alongside the other three mechanisms.

Guarantee

60 days

Full cash refund to your card if it doesn’t work for you, for any reason. Not credit. Not a swap.

Silicone

Body-safe

Medical-grade, non-porous silicone. No phthalates. Warm water and mild soap to clean.

Packaging

Plain

Nothing on the box. No branding on the parcel, no itemised description of the contents.

Waterproof

IPX6

Rated IPX6 — splash- and shower-safe. Rinse clean under the tap.

CARE

Warm water and mild soap after each use. Silicone-safe (water-based) lubricant only — silicone lube degrades the surface. Charge with the magnetic USB cable supplied. Ships in 1–2 working days.